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PostSubject: FUCK THE BEAUTY BAR   September 24th 2009, 8:40 am

FIRST OF ALL SOME BROAD THOUGHT I WAS GAY BECAUSE OF THE SHIRT I WAS WEARING. IT WAS A REALLY NICE PAISLEY PATTERNED SHIRT. WHATEVER BITCH. THEN SOME WHITE BITCH LCONFISCATED MY PIECE AND LIGHTER AND TRIED TO HIDE FROM ME IN THE BATHROOM. GUESS WHAT WHITE ASS BITCH, I DONT PLAY THESE GAMES.

SHE TRIED TO TELL ME THEY DONT SMOKE INSIDE. YEAH RIGHT SUCK A DICK. ALL KINJDS OF PEEPS SMOKE INSIDE. WHATEVS BROAD. I TOLD HER I WAS GOING TO DISFIGURE HER FOR LIFE IF SHE DID NOT GIVE ME MY LIGHTER BACK, WHIC CAME FROM GREECE, MY HOMELAND, FASHIONED BY HAND BY MY COUNTRYMEN. SHE HID FROM ME IN THE LADIEIS ROOM AND GAVE THE LIGHTER TO ME THORUGH THE SOUNDGUY WHO MEEKLY SAID "here ok here is ur lighter now go!" BECAUSE HE KNEW THAT I WAS THE ALPHA MALE IN THE BUILDING. I SPENT OVER 100 DOLLARS AMERICAN IN DRINK AND THIS IS HOWE THEY TREAT A DISABLED PERSON? I AM GOING TO DESTROY THE BEAUTY BAR. IT IS OVER FOR THEM? YES.
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PostSubject: Re: FUCK THE BEAUTY BAR   September 24th 2009, 2:43 pm

excellent post
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PostSubject: Re: FUCK THE BEAUTY BAR   September 24th 2009, 4:09 pm

I AM ALPHA MALE
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PostSubject: Re: FUCK THE BEAUTY BAR   September 24th 2009, 6:35 pm

you must have been pretty disappointed. i mean this isn't some extremely uncool place to hang out, this is the BEAUTY BAR we're talking about.
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PostSubject: Re: FUCK THE BEAUTY BAR   September 24th 2009, 7:04 pm

i went to the beauty bar once... there was nothing about it that would make me want to go back.
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PostSubject: Re: FUCK THE BEAUTY BAR   September 24th 2009, 7:08 pm

YES! IT IS OVER FOR THEM!
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PostSubject: Re: FUCK THE BEAUTY BAR   September 24th 2009, 7:12 pm

wait, how is a stoned drunk disabled person going to be alpha male?


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PostSubject: Re: FUCK THE BEAUTY BAR   September 24th 2009, 7:16 pm

fag enabler wrote:
FIRST OF ALL SOME BROAD THOUGHT I WAS GAY BECAUSE OF THE SHIRT I WAS WEARING. IT WAS A REALLY NICE PAISLEY PATTERNED SHIRT. WHATEVER BITCH. THEN SOME WHITE BITCH LCONFISCATED MY PIECE AND LIGHTER AND TRIED TO HIDE FROM ME IN THE BATHROOM. GUESS WHAT WHITE ASS BITCH, I DONT PLAY THESE GAMES.

SHE TRIED TO TELL ME THEY DONT SMOKE INSIDE. YEAH RIGHT SUCK A DICK. ALL KINJDS OF PEEPS SMOKE INSIDE. WHATEVS BROAD. I TOLD HER I WAS GOING TO DISFIGURE HER FOR LIFE IF SHE DID NOT GIVE ME MY LIGHTER BACK, WHIC CAME FROM GREECE, MY HOMELAND, FASHIONED BY HAND BY MY COUNTRYMEN. SHE HID FROM ME IN THE LADIEIS ROOM AND GAVE THE LIGHTER TO ME THORUGH THE SOUNDGUY WHO MEEKLY SAID "here ok here is ur lighter now go!" BECAUSE HE KNEW THAT I WAS THE ALPHA MALE IN THE BUILDING. I SPENT OVER 100 DOLLARS AMERICAN IN DRINK AND THIS IS HOWE THEY TREAT A DISABLED PERSON? I AM GOING TO DESTROY THE BEAUTY BAR. IT IS OVER FOR THEM? YES.
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PostSubject: Re: FUCK THE BEAUTY BAR   September 24th 2009, 7:16 pm

mr. nobody wrote:
i went to the beauty bar once... there was nothing about it that would make me want to go back.

not even the incredible beauty found within?
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PostSubject: Re: FUCK THE BEAUTY BAR   September 24th 2009, 9:52 pm

i congratulate chad for recognizing the seriousness of this thread, what with his trifecta of magnificent posts.

i'd appreciate this post being distributed throughout the local blogosphere.
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PostSubject: Re: FUCK THE BEAUTY BAR   September 25th 2009, 12:08 am

the sensationalitynessness of this thread would be more likeyness of what i recognizedness of this drunken banterness.

that being said, i don't think your late night post has what it takes for the primetime on the local blogoshpere scene.
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