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PostSubject: THis site is weird   August 7th 2009, 5:23 am

YOu can just talk to "random" people I think that Chris Matthews or whatever that sex predators name is hangs on here. \\

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PostSubject: Re: THis site is weird   August 7th 2009, 6:21 am

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: I can show you the world.

You: Show me the world, friend!

Stranger: Show you wonder by wonder on a magic-carpet ride.

Stranger: A WHOLE NEW WORLD

You: Let us dance under the moon light in the garden.

Stranger: Don't you dare close your eyes.

You: I wont.

You: *blush*

Stranger: A new fantastic point of view.

Stranger: No one to tell us no, or where to go.

You: Lets go see Queen!

Stranger: As long as I'm in this whole new world with you.

You: It will be just us, and Queen.

Stranger: Unbelieveable sights, Indescribeable feelings.

Stranger: I love you.

You: I love you too.

You: Lets run away together.

Stranger: Are you a female? I need to know if I'm gay or straight.

You: It doesnt matter any more.

You: We are One

Stranger: It does baby, Are you a prince or a princess?

You: Well, to give you a hint im an amature lumberjack Wink

Stranger: YOUR A BOY!!!!

You: TEEHEHE

Stranger: This is the best day of my life.

Stranger: Since I got my first bra of course,

You: of course.

Stranger: Yeah Yeah Yeah.

Stranger: I think I love you but what am I so afraid of?

You: You are afraid of the lightless pit you see in the mirror. What do they tell you? Tribulations.

Stranger: Is
this the real life? Is this just fantacy, caught in a landslide. No
escape from reality. Open your eyes look up to the skies and see.

Stranger: How old are you baby?

You: There
is nothing except this! There is no art opening; there is no benefit;
there is nothing to sign. There is the next Love, and nothing else.

You: You want a Puppy? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.

You: Killing me won't bring back your lemon grass.

Stranger: dont go

You: Ill always be with you

Stranger: You should find my myspace.

You: In *here*

Stranger: What?

Stranger: Kiss me you fool.

You: Its as they say

You: So we follow our wandering paths, and the very darkness acts as our guide and our doubts serve to reassure us.

You: And with that my dear I must take flight into the darkness!
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PostSubject: Re: THis site is weird   August 7th 2009, 6:21 am

yeah that website is weird.
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PostSubject: Re: THis site is weird   August 7th 2009, 6:50 am

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hey sexyyy

Stranger: Wink

You: ooooo

Stranger: g or b

You: I'll be whatever you want me to me *wink*

You: be

You: SORRY IM SO TURNED ON I CANT TYPE

Stranger: boy then

Stranger: haha really;)

You: NO YOU SICK FUCK

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PostSubject: Re: THis site is weird   August 7th 2009, 2:46 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: i'm so sorry, but i love you

You: why are you sorry

Stranger: hahaha

You: is this a joke to you

Stranger: no.

Stranger: i really love you

You: I was hoping it wasn't

You: what are you thinking of

Stranger: i'm thinking of you

You: well no shit but what else

Stranger: lmfao

Stranger: nothing really

Stranger: im so bored lol

You: do you want to take a helecopter ride?

Stranger: with you?

You: who else

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: okay =D

You: we can fly to china

Stranger: nah, lets go to Tokyo!

You: they don't like helecopters there. they think they are monsters. they'll shoot us down.

Stranger: we'll die together

You: damnit
I don't want to go to japan. look at the view we're missing while we're
flying across the ocean and arguing about our destination!

You: how about bangladesh?

Stranger: lmao

Stranger: why bangladesh :S

You: they won't shoot us down. they'll just worship us for our technology. they might even slaughter a pig for us.

Stranger: lmfao

You: hey look we're over cambodia. the foliage is beautiful!

Stranger: where aree we going

Stranger: not bangladesh!

You: DO YOU WANT ME TO TURN THIS THING AROUND?

Stranger: and go back where?

You: home. where we both live.

Stranger: oh sounds good. haha

You: we're not going to japan I tell you what.

Stranger: FINE

You: oh shit. engine fire. I have to jump. forgot to pack an extra parachute. kisses!

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PostSubject: Re: THis site is weird   August 7th 2009, 3:17 pm

awesome
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PostSubject: Re: THis site is weird   August 7th 2009, 3:40 pm

Chris Matthews, haha. Dummy!


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PostSubject: Re: THis site is weird   August 7th 2009, 4:12 pm

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hii

Stranger: from?

You: a/s/l

Stranger: from?

Stranger: im fromk brazil

You: whats an omegle

Stranger: vai toma no cu

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PostSubject: Re: THis site is weird   August 7th 2009, 4:14 pm

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hi

You: who do you think runs faster pokemon or rocky 2

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PostSubject: Re: THis site is weird   August 7th 2009, 4:38 pm

moar
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PostSubject: Re: THis site is weird   August 7th 2009, 4:42 pm

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hello

You: you like grits

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PostSubject: Re: THis site is weird   August 7th 2009, 5:09 pm

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: Hello.

Stranger: asl?

You: Want
to see the machine that makes possible things like Peter Molyneux's
Milo demo from E3 2009? Microsoft has announced a contest where the
winner will get access to Natal at the upcoming Gamescom 2009 show
being held in Cologne, Germany. The idea behind the device is to
eliminate the need to use a controller to interface with Xbox 360
entertainment products, giving you the freedom to simply move in front
of its sensors to interact with what's onscreen.

Stranger: Screw Microsoft and their failure attempts at making new decent products.

You: The Global Information Grid (GIG) is an all-encompassing communications project of the United States Department of Defense.

It
is defined as a "globally interconnected, end-to-end set of information
capabilities for collecting, processing, storing, disseminating, and
managing information on demand to warfighters, policy makers, and
support personnel."

The GIG includes owned and leased
communications and computing systems and services, software (including
applications), data, security services, other associated services, and
National Security Systems. Non-GIG IT includes stand-alone, self
contained, or embedded IT that is not, and will not be, connected to
the enterprise network. [1]

This new definition removes
references to the National Security Systems as defined in section 5142
of the Clinger-Cohen Act of 1996. Further, this new definition removes
the references to the GIG providing capabilities from all operating
locations (bases, posts, camps, stations, facilities, mobile platforms,
and deployed sites). And lastly, this definition removes the part of
the definition that discusses the interfaces to coalition, allied, and
non-Department of Defense users and systems. [2]

The DoD's use
of the term "GIG" is undergoing changes as the Department deals with
new concepts such as Cyberspace Operations, GIG 2.0 (A Joint Staff J6
Initiative), and the Department of Defense Information Enterprise
(DIE). [1]

The GIG is managed by a construct known as NetOps.
NetOps is defined as the operational framework consisting of three
essential tasks, Situational Awareness (SA), and Command & Control
(C2) that the Commander (CDR) of US Strategic Command (US STRATCOM), in
coordination with DoD and Global NetOps Community, employs to operate
and defend the GIG to ensure information superiority.[3]

Stranger: Get a MAc.

Stranger: GET A MAC

You: whats asl?

Stranger: age sex location

Stranger: and as I said.....

You: macs are dum

Stranger: Get a Mac.

Stranger: thats why they run the most advanced OS then huh?

Stranger: And yet another more advanced one in September.

You: The
form that used to register a site with the Usenet mapping project,
before Internet connectivity became commonplace for Usenet sites,
included a field for longitude and latitude, preferably to
seconds-of-arc accuracy. This was actually used for generating
geographically-correct maps of Usenet links on a plotter; however, it
became traditional to refer to this as one's ICBM address or missile
address, and some people include it in their sig block with that name
(but a real missile address would include target elevation).

A typical tag might read "ICBM Address: 36.8274040 N, 108.0204086 W". In the 1980s "Don't Shoot!" was often added.

Stranger: vista
fails, windows 7 is no different. OS X Leopard actually works. The boot
time on my PC is a minute, the boot time on my macbook is half that.

Stranger: windows fails

Stranger: LOL@U

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PostSubject: Re: THis site is weird   August 7th 2009, 5:56 pm

people identifying with companies is weird
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PostSubject: Re: THis site is weird   August 7th 2009, 6:33 pm

mac users are like yelpers and scientologists
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PostSubject: Re: THis site is weird   August 7th 2009, 6:47 pm

Robert Pouder's future religion.
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PostSubject: Re: THis site is weird   August 7th 2009, 6:55 pm

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: I have something really interesting we could talk about.

Stranger: okay

Stranger: go ahead

You: Do you want to know what it is?

Stranger: oo

Stranger: ok

You: My
wife's corpse is in the trunk of my white 1994 Toyota Celica. It's
parked behind the Walmart at 1501 Dale Mabry Hwy, Tampa, FL.

Stranger: wow

Stranger: you kileed?

Stranger: killed?

You: Gotta go!
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PostSubject: Re: THis site is weird   August 7th 2009, 7:01 pm

excellent work
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PostSubject: Re: THis site is weird   August 8th 2009, 3:34 pm

i been to that walmart and yelped about it
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PostSubject: Re: THis site is weird   August 8th 2009, 3:36 pm

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: hi

You: i dont talk to strangers

Stranger: ?

You: mom says i cant talk to strangers

You: it says here you are a stranger

Stranger: me too

You: STRANGER DANGER!

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PostSubject: Re: THis site is weird   August 10th 2009, 10:30 pm

I tried to do this but the stranger was taking it too seriously.

They didn't want me to take of my robe and wizard hat Sad
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PostSubject: Re: THis site is weird   August 10th 2009, 11:58 pm

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: want to talk about jesus?

Stranger: sure?

You: he's my favorite


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PostSubject: Re: THis site is weird   August 11th 2009, 6:07 am

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: I want to find who are lived in Taiwan

You: I are live in Bosnia

You: Sad

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PostSubject: Re: THis site is weird   August 11th 2009, 6:09 am

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: Quick, what is your favorit mexican dish

You: GOGOGO

Stranger: Um...

Stranger: Uh

You: OMG HURRY

You: NOW

Stranger: ALEX TREBEK?

You: GOOGOGOG

You: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

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PostSubject: Re: THis site is weird   August 11th 2009, 10:53 am

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: You can ask me one question and I’ll answer truthfully. Make it count.

You: kill me now please

You: i want to die

Stranger: Woahh

Stranger: What?

You: i am tired of living in this world

You: kill me please

You: please?

You: i will pay you

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PostSubject: Re: THis site is weird   August 11th 2009, 10:56 am

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hi

You: HOT HORNY YOUNG GAY BOY LOOKING FOR A GOOD FUN NACHO OF A TIME

You: HOT HORNY YOUNG GAY BOY LOOKING TO FULFILL ALL YOUR CHEESY NEEDS

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