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PostSubject: Re: what's the best toilet paper?   July 17th 2009, 7:45 pm

That is by far the best case scenario.
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PostSubject: Re: what's the best toilet paper?   July 18th 2009, 6:41 am

Udo Dirkschneider wrote:
One time I was done shitting and I realized we were out of TP, so I looked under the sink and all I could find was a cleaning rag. I said fuck it and used that, and when I was done, I put the shitrag in a plastic grocery bag and tied it in like 5 knots and threw it in the trash. Later, I came home from work and went to take a piss, and to my absolute horror, I saw that the bag was ripped open and the rag was gone. My roommate never said anything about it, and I never, ever want to know just what the fuck happened there. Never.

True horror story.
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PostSubject: Re: what's the best toilet paper?   July 18th 2009, 6:22 pm

real men use 40 grit sandpaper razor bladed tinfoil
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PostSubject: Re: what's the best toilet paper?   July 18th 2009, 7:17 pm

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