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PostSubject: what's the best toilet paper?   July 8th 2009, 7:45 pm

one that combines strength with tenderness
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PostSubject: Re: what's the best toilet paper?   July 8th 2009, 7:54 pm

one that doesn't rip when you wipe your ass
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PostSubject: Re: what's the best toilet paper?   July 8th 2009, 8:16 pm

that is indeed a prerequisite
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PostSubject: Re: what's the best toilet paper?   July 8th 2009, 10:40 pm

Cottonelle, because it's made with real cotton!
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PostSubject: Re: what's the best toilet paper?   July 8th 2009, 10:45 pm

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PostSubject: Re: what's the best toilet paper?   July 8th 2009, 11:14 pm

totally
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PostSubject: Re: what's the best toilet paper?   July 9th 2009, 12:18 am

anyone who owns either of those shirts is about 1000 times worse than jay leno at his worst
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PostSubject: Re: what's the best toilet paper?   July 9th 2009, 12:30 am

its photochopped dude
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PostSubject: Re: what's the best toilet paper?   July 9th 2009, 1:51 am

so?
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PostSubject: Re: what's the best toilet paper?   July 9th 2009, 2:02 am

It's real.
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PostSubject: Re: what's the best toilet paper?   July 9th 2009, 6:53 am

i like fresh toilet paper
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PostSubject: Re: what's the best toilet paper?   July 9th 2009, 9:03 am

2ply is nice...
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PostSubject: Re: what's the best toilet paper?   July 15th 2009, 10:05 am

The kind that is there when you reach for it.
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PostSubject: Re: what's the best toilet paper?   July 15th 2009, 9:22 pm

fast food napkins

shits free!
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PostSubject: Re: what's the best toilet paper?   July 16th 2009, 8:06 pm

Banta-Cain wrote:
fast food napkins

shits free!

Plumbers are not, however. Only idiots use napkins and paper towels to wipe.
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PostSubject: Re: what's the best toilet paper?   July 16th 2009, 8:17 pm

flushable moist wipes w/ vitamin E and aloe.
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PostSubject: Re: what's the best toilet paper?   July 16th 2009, 8:36 pm

i hate vitamin e, by far the worst vitamin
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PostSubject: Re: what's the best toilet paper?   July 16th 2009, 10:01 pm

wrangler wrote:
Banta-Cain wrote:
fast food napkins

shits free!

Plumbers are not, however. Only idiots use napkins and paper towels to wipe.

you can't figure out how to not clog your toilet with napkins or paper towels? for shame.
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PostSubject: Re: what's the best toilet paper?   July 16th 2009, 10:13 pm

Richardson wrote:
wrangler wrote:
Banta-Cain wrote:
fast food napkins

shits free!

Plumbers are not, however. Only idiots use napkins and paper towels to wipe.

you can't figure out how to not clog your toilet with napkins or paper towels? for shame.

easy. don't use them.
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PostSubject: Re: what's the best toilet paper?   July 17th 2009, 3:11 am

Left hand, eh?
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PostSubject: Re: what's the best toilet paper?   July 17th 2009, 6:48 am

when your sittin on the john, and you're toilet paper's gone

BE A MAN. USE YOUR HAND.
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PostSubject: Re: what's the best toilet paper?   July 17th 2009, 7:28 am

negative punk points, squire

diy means using your hand
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PostSubject: Re: what's the best toilet paper?   July 17th 2009, 7:29 am

i throw that shit in the trash like i live in mexico
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PostSubject: Re: what's the best toilet paper?   July 17th 2009, 7:42 am

One time I was done shitting and I realized we were out of TP, so I looked under the sink and all I could find was a cleaning rag. I said fuck it and used that, and when I was done, I put the shitrag in a plastic grocery bag and tied it in like 5 knots and threw it in the trash. Later, I came home from work and went to take a piss, and to my absolute horror, I saw that the bag was ripped open and the rag was gone. My roommate never said anything about it, and I never, ever want to know just what the fuck happened there. Never.
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PostSubject: Re: what's the best toilet paper?   July 17th 2009, 12:05 pm

it escaped
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