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PostSubject: i got arrested today   June 7th 2009, 2:36 am

at the pine valley border patrol checkpoint.

my friends, coming down from acid and mushrooms from the previous night's hippie festival in jacumba, must not have understood the question "what country were you born in?" and they sent my truck to secondary inspection. great. thanks guys.

they found my tiny stash of pot and my pipe, put me in the e-legal messcan's shipping container and made me sit there for two hours while they fumbled around with the paperwork. they claimed they were going to press federal charges with possession of narc. and three counts of poss. drug paraphernalia, since they ARE the border patrol.

my friends, who didn't get searched, panicked because they had mushrooms and blotter acid on their persons, which i was unaware.

the border patrol ended up declining to charge me with anything and sent us on our way, sans my tiny pot stash. they said I was going on some sort of "list" and that they will "jam" me if I go through another checkpoint with pot.
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PostSubject: Re: i got arrested today   June 7th 2009, 4:22 am

good job.
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PostSubject: Re: i got arrested today   June 7th 2009, 11:18 am

i was on the list for a show at the casbah once. it was tight. thanks cops
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PostSubject: Re: i got arrested today   June 7th 2009, 11:19 am

then again. feds fucking with state laws is like... ummmm...
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PostSubject: Re: i got arrested today   June 7th 2009, 6:46 pm

fag enabler wrote:
my friends, coming down from acid and mushrooms from the previous night's hippie festival in jacumba, must not have understood the question "what country were you born in?" and they sent my truck to secondary inspection. great. thanks guys.

i've had this similar experience before, even preparing people as we approach the check point. "just say u.s.a." and then when the border patrol asks "what's your citizenship?" inevitably my friends say "what?" and then they ask again and get hostile.
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PostSubject: Re: i got arrested today   June 7th 2009, 8:09 pm

Back in high school, my stupid fucking idiot retarded friend decided he was a comedian, and when the border crossing officer asked him his country of citizenship, he said "Que? Que?" The dude asked him like three times and got the same response, and then said "You're giving me an excuse to absolutely destroy your day. Why don't you say 'que?' again and see what happens." My genius friend suddenly looked terrified and said "Uh, U.S." and the dude told him to get outta there.
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PostSubject: Re: i got arrested today   June 7th 2009, 10:19 pm

i almost got tazed at the san diego checkpoint once, i hate those motherfuckers.
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PostSubject: Re: i got arrested today   June 10th 2009, 1:39 pm

I always say Columbia, works like a champ. They send you right through
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PostSubject: Re: i got arrested today   June 11th 2009, 1:40 pm

You have smart friends
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PostSubject: Re: i got arrested today   June 11th 2009, 4:14 pm

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PostSubject: Re: i got arrested today   June 12th 2009, 1:42 am

Udo Dirkschneider wrote:
Back in high school, my stupid fucking idiot retarded friend decided he was a comedian, and when the border crossing officer asked him his country of citizenship, he said "Que? Que?" The dude asked him like three times and got the same response, and then said "You're giving me an excuse to absolutely destroy your day. Why don't you say 'que?' again and see what happens." My genius friend suddenly looked terrified and said "Uh, U.S." and the dude told him to get outta there.

Whew! That was suspenseful.
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