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PostSubject: question   April 9th 2011, 2:06 am

has anybody heard any good squid jokes lately?

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PostSubject: Re: question   April 9th 2011, 8:11 am

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PostSubject: Re: question   April 25th 2011, 5:41 am

Once I saw this squid on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"

Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.
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PostSubject: Re: question   April 26th 2011, 12:37 am

that's a pretty good joke
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PostSubject: Re: question   May 6th 2011, 3:02 am

I found it on the Internet.
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PostSubject: Re: question   May 7th 2011, 1:54 am

the internet's good for that kinda stuff
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