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PostSubject: I'm moving far, far away   August 16th 2010, 6:02 am

isn't that just terribly exiting?
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PostSubject: Re: I'm moving far, far away   August 16th 2010, 4:41 pm

not to sound like a dick or anything, but i doubt anyone gives a shit. you haven't been on here in months, so it's not like anyone here noticed you were still in town or anything.

Sui unukar an ro
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PostSubject: Re: I'm moving far, far away   August 16th 2010, 7:13 pm

exit, stage left even
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PostSubject: Re: I'm moving far, far away   August 25th 2010, 5:27 pm

dang i was hoping you were posting about how you died a horrible death
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PostSubject: Re: I'm moving far, far away   September 25th 2010, 7:22 pm

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PostSubject: Re: I'm moving far, far away   September 27th 2010, 8:18 pm

Soooo I got a call from Spindler last night. She called me from a payphone outside Cincinnati. Apparently there's still pay phones scattered throughout various semi-rural areas of the greater Ohio River Valley region. She sends her best to you all, and told me she wanted to apologize to everyone for leaving so abruptly.

Here's the deal. Apparently she owes some Clairemont crush porn/meth kingpins a whole lotta dough. We're talkin' a few dozen G's. Don't ask me why; I declined to inquire about the details of that particular pickle, figured I was better off not knowing, but I think we all get the general idea what that's all about. But that's why she had to fly, and fly fast. I think she said she's headed to Montreal to do some foot modeling, but the phone was breaking up something nasty. Spindler's got a good head on her shoulders, though, and she ain't no fool that's for damn sure, so like you all, I'm not about to sweat it, not for her sake anyway. After all, we're talking about a girl who, not five years ago, made her way out to San Diego armed with nothing but the very shoes on her feet, the remaining $30 left over from her single-episode appearance on the sixth season of All That, and an intimate knowledge of the most advanced blowjob techniques known among metro Kansas City truckstop service gals (circa '05).

Anyway, she says she's not doing email at the moment, but that if anyone wants to shoot her a postcard they can send it to her care of her buddy Rattler, who's got a PO box in Maysville, Kentucky - it's 1906.

Oh and she also wanted me to apologize to mopuddin, specifically, on her behalf. She says she's truly sorry you were so hurt, but that you "knew god damn well you were never going to take care of that child," and that "her right to terminate it is exactly that, her right" and that "you should've just been grateful that she didn't rob your stupid ass for the cash it took to have it done." I have no idea what that means, she didn't sound cool about it though.
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PostSubject: Re: I'm moving far, far away   September 27th 2010, 8:36 pm

dude. she told me you can't get pregnant if you do it in the shit hole or spray it in her face.

lying whore.
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PostSubject: Re: I'm moving far, far away   September 27th 2010, 8:50 pm

she's... absorbent.
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PostSubject: Re: I'm moving far, far away   September 28th 2010, 5:13 pm

"Clairemont crush porn/meth kingpins"

Band name.
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PostSubject: Re: I'm moving far, far away   October 9th 2010, 5:13 pm

Ohio is fantastic, thanks for updating everyone! XOXOXOXOXOXXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX
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PostSubject: Re: I'm moving far, far away   October 9th 2010, 5:15 pm

one of you dorks should be able to hack something a find out where Im posting from, right?
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PostSubject: Re: I'm moving far, far away   October 10th 2010, 7:27 am

nobody cares ho
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PostSubject: Re: I'm moving far, far away   October 10th 2010, 10:26 am

yet im still #1, como Lohan
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PostSubject: Re: I'm moving far, far away   October 11th 2010, 5:37 pm

1st in line at the buffet
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PostSubject: Re: I'm moving far, far away   October 11th 2010, 6:04 pm

^

is that sharron angle or meg whitman? either way it's horrifying.
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PostSubject: Re: I'm moving far, far away   October 11th 2010, 9:08 pm

it's the whitmeister
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PostSubject: Re: I'm moving far, far away   October 13th 2010, 5:33 am

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PostSubject: Re: I'm moving far, far away   October 19th 2010, 5:15 pm

meg whitman endorses him.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/19/whitman-twitter-fail-beco_n_768205.html

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PostSubject: Re: I'm moving far, far away   October 27th 2010, 4:00 pm

spindlers a whore.
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PostSubject: Re: I'm moving far, far away   October 28th 2010, 11:15 pm

...he muses at 9 am
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