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PostSubject: Re: Seriously?   May 5th 2010, 11:57 pm

I think that's exactly why I thought beating the shit out of him would be the only way to make him understand that it's just not going to happen that way. He may be a 21-year-old male, but he's no where near being a man. Maybe he needs a girl to beat the ever loving shit out of him & force him to wash his dishes for him to realize what a little bitch he is and develop a desire to be man enough to prevent such embarassment from ever occuring again.
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PostSubject: Re: Seriously?   May 6th 2010, 1:27 am

some dudes would pay good money for that.
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PostSubject: Re: Seriously?   May 6th 2010, 3:59 am

sounds like a job for the gran torino
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PostSubject: Re: Seriously?   May 6th 2010, 5:50 am

god I don't know why you chicks make trivial shit like this so goddamn complicated, just shoot him and eat the body. You can give the bones to Goodwill.
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PostSubject: Re: Seriously?   May 6th 2010, 6:06 am

I like your problem solving strategies! I just dropped off all the kitchen shit at a friend's house after school & came home. He wasn't home, but left the kitchen light on & the cabinets open and a note on the fridge:

"I just want to know where the fuck are my dishes and coffee maker and they better be put back because I'd rather not break down your door to look for them."

What a little douchebag.
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PostSubject: Re: Seriously?   May 6th 2010, 6:31 am

ive had this problem over dishes with 2 roommates (1 girl then 1 guy whom i warned why the last bitch moved out before he even moved in) in the past.

my best solution that neither of them agreed with was put the dirty dishes away (after a simple rinse) and clean them when you want to use them.

problem solved. (put roach poison and fly strips in the cupboards also.)
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PostSubject: Re: Seriously?   May 6th 2010, 7:39 am

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PostSubject: Re: Seriously?   May 6th 2010, 8:04 am

Wow the light rinse seems like a very sensible solution!

What I did instead was write back on the little fridge board: "Really? You'd break down a door in YOUR mom's house that she so kindly lets us both stay at to retaliate against ME?" I can tell you that the dishes aren't even in this house. I packed them in my car & left them at a friend's house after school. Wash the dirty ones, and I'll put the other ones back."

I just saw it now & read it & realized how fucking middle eastern it is of me to take some of his shit hostage until he complies with my demands.
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PostSubject: Re: Seriously?   May 6th 2010, 8:27 am

you took HIS shit?? you really shouldn't take his stuff.

if want to get your stuff out of the house thats ok but you have no right to take his stuff. i would break down a door and fuck with your shit ten times worse also. you are not allowed to steal just because your piece of shit roomate wont clean his dishes. it sounds like youre part of the problem here. if youre going to blame him for being a 21 year old child, you cant act like one also.

you should clean the dishes then keep your shit seperate or just deal with having a dirty kitchen. there is also the option of you moving out of his moms house.
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PostSubject: Re: Seriously?   May 6th 2010, 4:12 pm

they are his dishes, you cant steal his dishes or make him wash his own dishesjust get your own dishes and keep them seperate
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PostSubject: Re: Seriously?   May 6th 2010, 5:14 pm

haha. this shit is great. you never mentioned the part about the dishes belonging to his mom/him whatever. you are the one who is wrong here. seems to me that you are the guest. stop fucking with his shit. as for the middle eastern part, pretty sure if you were following that logic than i would say you were in for a floggin. and put that fucking veil back on.
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PostSubject: Re: Seriously?   May 6th 2010, 6:16 pm

I don't get it.

If I have clean dishes I will likely use those before I go and wash a dirty one.

There is no point in washing the dishes until you need to unless your really into that kind of thing.
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PostSubject: Re: Seriously?   May 6th 2010, 6:20 pm

just buy disposable shit. problem fucking solved. use it. trash it. the american way.
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PostSubject: Re: Seriously?   May 6th 2010, 6:35 pm

jason wrote:
I don't get it.

If I have clean dishes I will likely use those before I go and wash a dirty one.

There is no point in washing the dishes until you need to unless your really into that kind of thing.

keep them from building up. keep from breeding roaches. keep it from smelling bad.

you are a filthy person.
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PostSubject: Re: Seriously?   May 6th 2010, 6:36 pm

a degenerate in fact
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PostSubject: Re: Seriously?   May 6th 2010, 7:56 pm

i missed the part where they were related.

it makes this all pointless cry baby kid shit.
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PostSubject: Re: Seriously?   May 6th 2010, 8:29 pm

You're absolutely right about the immaturity of it all. I once read that communication is only possible between equals. I'm willing to delve to whatever depths to get my point across. He came home at 2:30, I scolded & yelled & inspired, & hit him a little & hugged him & kissed him & told him that everyone just wants to see him man up. He washed the dishes, and I brought the clean ones back within 12 hours of our little chat.

Sometimes I know that everything I'm doing is entirely irrational, yet I feel pretty sure it's the right thing to do, so I just do it. His mom & sister totally supported all my irrationality :-)
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PostSubject: Re: Seriously?   May 6th 2010, 8:35 pm

Make up a coupon system where for every 5 dishes he washes, that's an HJ...if it's a sinkful, that's a BJ...if he cooked dinner that night, that's a VJ...etc.
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